Kick Me
Posted in Humour on 10/05/2009 11:00 pm by Michelle
My husband Dirk posted a blog regarding his extremely poor memory. Yesterday I got to experience – something – not sure what to call it.
While helping Dirk prepare dinner, I was asked to cut a lemon in half for him. I grabbed the lemon, split it in two and handed him half. I then noticed the little sticker that the grocery clerk uses to id the produce. In my usually manner, I removed the sticker and promptly suck it to Dirk’s ear. I then finished what I was doing and moved on to another task in another part of the house. An hour must have past when Dirk yells from upstairs – in my alarm I run to the stairs to see if he is okay. While looking in the mirror, he noticed something on his ear and was alarmed to find a sticker. I actually stood there looking at him dumbfounded. He had no idea how it got there or how long he had been wondering the house with it on. In his alarm, he was worried that he had gone jogging with it on.
I am not sure what to say – it was not a sneak attach like I was placing a ‘kick me’ sign on his back without him knowing. I walked over and stuck it to his ear, giggled, then continued what I was doing. I am sure glad he’s good-looking.
10/06/2009 at 2:30 am
OMG, that is funny. That really makes me giggle!! If you lose it first in your old age, you are both fucked.
10/06/2009 at 5:39 am
OMG I loved that story. The good thing is if he ever gets alzheimer’s, you won’t even notice ha, ha
10/07/2009 at 11:00 pm
That’s funny! I love how he yells for you to come see him over a sticker!!!
I was at Bootcamp last night and we started out jogging in a park, this one girl had toliet paper hanging out of her pants. At first I thought she was stuffing her pockets with toliet paper from the outhouse for our soon to be runny nose in the cold, when we told her, she said it was toliet paper from her house…. She wondered how long it had been there??
At the end of the run i told her that she made my week, it was a good laugh and then I told her about my toilet paper moment. I was at Club Malibu in Edmonton on a date, he puts his arm around me as we people watch by the dance floor. He starts patting my behind and as I turn to look at him I see his eyes getting bigger….he pulls out a long, very long piece of toilet out of my pants.. I wondered how long has that been there??? That is why girls go to the bathroom in two’s! My GF would have seen it, instead I have to explain to a guy how we pile on the toliet paper when using public batroom seats!