Six Foot Teletubbie
Posted in Humour on 01/28/2010 11:26 am by Michelle
I like to listen to the radio when I drive to work in the morning. I find the humour gets me in the right mood before my 8 hour day. Today, I heard the most ridiculous announcement that I could not wait to share.
Victoria is a tourist town – most businesses are in the service industry and geared to the masses that start arriving in May each year and continue to arrive until the middle of October. One hotel announced it is going to take their service one step further. The Holiday Inn is now offering ‘bed warming’. Yes, bed warming. This entails a person showing up at your room wearing a head to toe flannel suit and laying in your bed until a thermometer they are wearing reaches 68 F (20 C).
So, you open the door to a six foot teletubbie who will then lay in your bed so it is warm for you. What do you do while they are laying in your bed? Shower? Make uncomfortable small talk?
‘Your not a Teletubbie!”‘
‘No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.’
01/29/2010 at 6:59 am
Wow, I can’t believe enough people would pay for such a ridiculous thing that someone can make a business out of it. It really does take all kinds!!!
01/29/2010 at 8:28 am
Here is a step further to crazy town, in London someone will come to your room and read you a bedtime story.
Does he look like Johnny Depp?
No, then get the f$%k out of my room!!!
In SE Asia, any and all of this silly shenanigans would lead to well, you know. Just ask us about our Vietnam massage experience one day. Talk about not on the same page!!
02/03/2010 at 3:01 am
Lisa, did you get the ‘happy ending’ massage? Sure it was an accident…
03/03/2010 at 8:51 pm
Wow! This is a first? What ever happened to electric blankets? Heating Pads? Infection Control? lol….